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THIS IS MY SEVENTIETH POST! NOT BAD RIGHT! just shows how much time i've wasted on my dear darhling lappy. oh wells. i guess it's good that i'm recording down my thoughts (excuses excuses.. since i'm on facebook at the same time)

anyway, i feel fat. i know i am but still, you don't have to rub it in for me thanks. i was supposed to go running and then i made so many excuses for myself i feel ashamed. seriously. man. why can't i just have an imba body that is as slim as ever instead of these 2 stocky tree trunks. i think God is punishing me. i remembered when i was young i used to laugh at my mum's butt. i thought it was v. big (i mean when you're young everything looks big) and now i'm BLESSED with a humongous butt. seriously it's so meaty that i get pins and needles when i sit down for too long. can you imagine?? how much MEAT there is in there. oh goodness.

then i laughed at --------- for her tree trunk legs and now my legs are big and stocky like 2 logs. :( goodness. now i'm going to start laughing at the uber skinny people and hope hope hope that i'll become like that. :(

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oh and what would you do if you were unemployed with 10 mouths to feed? You're at your wits end and your kids are in a pathetic state. you're poor, hungry and the 10 of them need to be fed. what do you do? do you go on the dole? swallow your pride and queue for handouts?

oh no. as one of my classmates said 'EAT YOUR KIDS.' wow. she must have a voracious appetite.

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