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I wish everyday would be e-learning day
But the sucky thing about tomorrow is that I have to go to school. Why? Search me. The permanent staff is going out of school for staff bonding day which I kindly excused myself from. So why then do I still have to go to school? The three of us thought it was an April Fools' joke, like we were waiting for the head of the welfare committee to go 'APRIL FOOLS!' but sadly no such thing happened and so the three of us are going to troop down to school tomorrow and plan lessons.
Fine I admit it's kind of our fault as well because we were given the opportunity to go out of school and 'PLAY' but we declined it politely. WE HAVE OUR REASONS.
1. We will be leaving soon so there really is no point in us going around Singapore trying to film a commercial. I mean it will be nice to socialise and get to know the other members of staff better but honey, most of them are at least six years older than me? It's like there's a GENERATION GAP between us and if I were to refer to certain dramas I bet they will give me weird stares like I'm speaking Hebrew. I exaggerate but you get the point. What if I end up in the same group as the principal? I'll have to smile till my cheek muscles go sore and keep my excited self in check. Then again I won't have to get botox.
2. If we're leaving then won't all the bonding go to waste? We're really nice friendly people who would love to bond but if we're thrown into the deep end with almost zero topics to talk about except how in their time, donkey years ago, they managed to get into NUS/NTU/WHATEVERU and how their niece/nephew/neighbour's niece/nephew is going there so I should consider it too, please, spare me. I would rather exhibit antisocial behaviour and take it upon myself to plan next month's worth of lessons. It's like trying to be all nice and friendly even though we all know that I will still be ignored so why not just spare everyone the awkwardness, no offence.
3. Since the teachers will be driving around Singapore, I think I will add greatly to the carbon footprint produced by the many cars. I mean 120 teachers going around Singapore is NO JOKE. I will definitely add on to the carbon emitted since it would require more fuel to drive my heavy ass around so for the sake of Mother Nature, I shall sacrifice my place and let the other teachers have a more comfortable ride, rather than jostling for space with me.
Pardon my failed attempt to blog in colours. I have been reading too many colour filled posts and so I decided maybe I should do the same but I gave up after the first two paragraphs?
“some people feel like they don't deserve love. they walk away quietly into empty spaces, trying to close the gaps of the past.”
“This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard.”
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